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Bob

Success, I Guess

This kind of thing tends to happen when Bob has had too much coffee.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Breakthrough

Stem cell therapy is helping boring people.

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Bob

A Typical Morning

Avoid opening the S drawer.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Steampunk Yogurt

Gears are high in fiber.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

It’s That Guy You Avoid at Every Reunion

He always finds you.

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Plesiosaur and Beans

High in fiber and Omega-3!.

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A Fruit Smelling Panel

One sign of a highly serious grocery store.

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Smiley McGorrigle

Smiley McGorrigle!

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Naming the Dung-Carts

Naming the Dung-Carts.

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Bob

No Thanks, I’m Good

Some help just scares you.

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Bob

Bob Visits Cereal Country

This could be a metaphor for pretty much anything.

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Unexceptional Birds

Words With Frenemies

Antisocial gaming.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Misunderstanding Pollan

Make sure to catch those typos.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

The Middle Manager

Subtle!

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How to Do the Poetry

Q. V. Pimsley is the author of several self-published pamphlets and the nutritional information panels for many unpopular breakfast cereals.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Convenience Noodles

...And this cartoon has been sponsored by the Association of Noodle Nozzle Manufacturers.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Suddenly the Neckties Made Their Move

This cartoon has been sponsored by the Association of Clip-On Necktie Manufacturers.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Try Our Big Fat Pencils

Big. Fat. Pencil.

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Bob

Time Keeps On Slipping

Into the future.

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Bob

Don’t Worry About This

So you can relax now, I guess.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Decoration Error

Reading instructions carefully can help avoid angering supernatural beings.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Poetasters

I looked it up, and it turns out Poetaster is actually Poet with a suffix indicating an incomplete resemblance. I prefer to think of it as a Poet crossed with a Disaster.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Welcome to the Building

Yes, there's an octopus, but the rent is good.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Your Brief, Regularly Scheduled Phobia

This happens once a day.

…And that’s it for 30 Days of Comics. Pushing myself to draw every evening seems to have gotten my comics back on track, or at least close enough to the track that no one is wondering how the hell a train ended up on an aircraft carrier in the arctic circle. In December I hope to reactivate my blog as well, although I have no plans to post something there every day. Every week may be enough of a challenge.

The next comic will go up on Monday. After that, I plan to return to my old, irregular schedule of one to three comics a week, depending on my time and the comics’ size.

I may end up giving these birds, based on a design I used a few years ago for “Phoenix,” their own category. I started using them because they made it easy to crank out a strip in an evening, but they’ve turned out to work very well for gags that don’t call for easily differentiated characters.

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D.I.Y. Reality T.V.

He makes his own numbing ennui.

He makes his own numbing ennui.

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In Charge

Despite everything, the mountain always wins.

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Bob

The Secret History of Get Off My Lawn

This is my guess.

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My Boring Life

How I Ink

Yes, I’m kind of exaggerating.

Okay, I’m exaggerating. Still, given how long I’ve been doing this, you’d think by now I’d have stopped absent-mindedly brushing my hand across wet ink.

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Oh, So That’s What That Was For

Don’t untie an anchor unless you know what it’s anchoring.

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An Anthropomorphic Bird Thanksgiving

A weird, weird holiday.

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Advice

At least it sounds like advice.

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He Made His Excuses

This sounds like a reasonable excuse.

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Bob

The Magic Lemon

Everyone wants a magic lemon.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Midnight Apparition

He makes no sound.

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Recurring Themes

What is the thing with tweed, anyway?

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The Inconveniently Situated Wrecking Ball of Mount Everest

It cost a lot of money to get that thing up there.

This is another one I drew relatively quickly. I guess the two panels to the right might have been better if I had, as usual, done two or three drafts, but I still kind of like how it turned out.

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Bob

Sometimes an Insect Needs Help

Bob will save it.

I keep working ahead a few days, then losing my lead. I drew this tonight in about 20 minutes, and, given that, I’m actually not terribly displeased with how it came out.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

The Big Question

I think the colors got away from me.

Every so often I feel like I’ve forgotten how to color a comic in such a way that it doesn’t look like a box of crayons melted on it. At least the last panel is okay.

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Negotiating Importance

Way too much human interaction basically boils down to this.

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The Cupcake of Desperation

At this point he will try anything.