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Unexceptional Birds

Deep(ly Soporific) Thoughts

This is the last in the 30 Days of Comics series for 2012. I think I have a little momentum back. I’m going to take a week off, and then return to a modest but consistent schedule of 1-2 comics or single panel cartoons a week.

Good night.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Desk Toy

Eons of fun.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Pickup Line

Dating tip: this category is to broad to inspire feelings of connection.

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Bob

Moose

Everybody needs moose riding lessons.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Mastering Jauntiness

Now it is clear.

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Unexceptional Birds

Down the Tubes

The planet is feeling smushed.

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Unexceptional Birds

No Way, Dude

You should tell a guy things.

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Unexceptional Birds

No, Probably Not

No, probably not.

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Bob

Popular Thanksgiving Superstitions

You get your turkey from the store? Sucker.

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Bob

Okay With It

Things are okay.

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Bob

Bob Doesn’t Care

True indifference.

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Unexceptional Birds

What’s My Lime?

It is a lime.

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Unexceptional Birds

F. Scott Fitzgerald, You Know Nothing of Love

Gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover, you could really use a therapist. I mean, seriously.

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Unexceptional Birds

Not So Good Question

A not so good question.

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Bob

Whatever Happened to You

He is not done ignoring you.

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Unexceptional Birds

Love Me

Apparently the road to a guy's heart is through his nose.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Poseur

Those darn waterfowl and their darn fake tobacco addictions.

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Unexceptional Birds

Overheard in the Bookstore

It was news to him, apparently.

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Unexceptional Birds

Nilsson’s Law

Drink it all up in safety.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Word Balloon Malfunction

Usually we cartoonists edit these panels out.

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Bob

Blank

Admittedly this is an excuse to repeat the same panel three times.

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Bob

It’s Probably Election Fatigue

Meta-psychology.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Safer

Safer in Here

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Unexceptional Birds

Lever Birds

Heavy, man.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

His Saddest Cheap Vacation

It costs forty bucks.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

He’s Angry

Very angry indeed.

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Bob Unexceptional Birds

Bob and the Bluebird of Advice

Is this thing on?

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Your Brief, Regularly Scheduled Phobia

This happens once a day.

…And that’s it for 30 Days of Comics. Pushing myself to draw every evening seems to have gotten my comics back on track, or at least close enough to the track that no one is wondering how the hell a train ended up on an aircraft carrier in the arctic circle. In December I hope to reactivate my blog as well, although I have no plans to post something there every day. Every week may be enough of a challenge.

The next comic will go up on Monday. After that, I plan to return to my old, irregular schedule of one to three comics a week, depending on my time and the comics’ size.

I may end up giving these birds, based on a design I used a few years ago for “Phoenix,” their own category. I started using them because they made it easy to crank out a strip in an evening, but they’ve turned out to work very well for gags that don’t call for easily differentiated characters.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

D.I.Y. Reality T.V.

He makes his own numbing ennui.

He makes his own numbing ennui.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

In Charge

Despite everything, the mountain always wins.

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Bob

The Secret History of Get Off My Lawn

This is my guess.

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My Boring Life

How I Ink

Yes, I’m kind of exaggerating.

Okay, I’m exaggerating. Still, given how long I’ve been doing this, you’d think by now I’d have stopped absent-mindedly brushing my hand across wet ink.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Oh, So That’s What That Was For

Don’t untie an anchor unless you know what it’s anchoring.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

An Anthropomorphic Bird Thanksgiving

A weird, weird holiday.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Advice

At least it sounds like advice.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

He Made His Excuses

This sounds like a reasonable excuse.

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Bob

The Magic Lemon

Everyone wants a magic lemon.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Midnight Apparition

He makes no sound.

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Miscellaneous Oddities

Recurring Themes

What is the thing with tweed, anyway?

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Miscellaneous Oddities

The Inconveniently Situated Wrecking Ball of Mount Everest

It cost a lot of money to get that thing up there.

This is another one I drew relatively quickly. I guess the two panels to the right might have been better if I had, as usual, done two or three drafts, but I still kind of like how it turned out.